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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

"Danger, do not trespass." "Radiation." You're constantly told in Chernobyl that you...

"Danger, do not trespass." "Radiation." You're constantly told in Chernobyl that you cannot touch or lean
on any surface, for fear of radiation poisoning

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"Danger, do not trespass." "Radiation."
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You're constantly told in Chernobyl
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that you cannot touch or lean on any surface,
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for fear of radiation poisoning.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:42
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Therefore, as I enter the woods, it becomes very clear very quickly - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
Therefore, as I enter the woods, it becomes very clear very ...
Is with my assistance. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Is with my assistance.
Oh, you may grimace. I had to live through this experience. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Oh, you may grimace. I had to live through this experience.
My father pulls down the trousers of his three-piece suit. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
My father pulls down the trousers of his three-piece suit.
I tread on the tops of his feet, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I tread on the tops of his feet,
I'm broken from my happy place by the sound of barking. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I'm broken from my happy place by the sound of barking.
I open my eyes. One of these feral, radioactive dogs - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
I open my eyes. One of these feral, radioactive dogs
I'm like: "Shoo, shoo, please just leave us alone." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
I'm like: "Shoo, shoo, please just leave us alone....
That is not a side of my father that I want to see. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
That is not a side of my father that I want to see.
The next thing that I remember is coming to, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
The next thing that I remember is coming to,
The third person to emerge was Marc, our sound engineer. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
The third person to emerge was Marc, our sound engineer.
It's at that point that I realize that throughout the entire ordeal in the woods, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
It's at that point that I realize that throughout the e...
Then, as if it couldn't get any worse, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
Then, as if it couldn't get any worse,
And from that armored vehicle emerged three armed members - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
And from that armored vehicle emerged three armed members
They assess the scene, they see my father's ashen face, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
They assess the scene, they see my father's ashen face,
It's at that point that I think quickly and I intervene. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
It's at that point that I think quickly and I intervene...
I'm like: "Gentlemen, before you say anything, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:17
I'm like: "Gentlemen, before you say anything,
[yelling] Wembley, you've been absolutely amazing. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
[yelling] Wembley, you've been absolutely amazing.
Thank you very much. I've been Jack Whitehall, good night. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Thank you very much. I've been Jack Whitehall, good nig...
[medical monitor beeping] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
[medical monitor beeping]