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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Got to be more ethical 'cause the meat eaterscan be more ethical as well

Got to be more ethical 'cause the meat eaters
can be more ethical as well

Full Transcript

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Got to be more ethical
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'cause the meat eaters can be more ethical as well.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:14
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
I'm a normal guy, so I took a girl on a date - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'm a normal guy, so I took a girl on a date
There is a time and a place for asking questions about the chicken. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
There is a time and a place for asking questions about the c...
She asked him where the chicken was from. He said: "The fridge." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
She asked him where the chicken was from. He said: "The...
I saw an article the other day - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
I saw an article the other day
Because it makes them... bloated. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Because it makes them... bloated.
What does it matter if they're bloated? That's a fucking advantage. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
What does it matter if they're bloated? That's a f...
Started listing alternatives. Instead of feeding them bread, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Started listing alternatives. Instead of feeding them bread,
Can you imagine how much of an asshole - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
Can you imagine how much of an asshole
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like swans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like sw...
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for the cheese board. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for t...
Lie-dl's finest Latvian Camembert. Come, enjoy, enjoy." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Lie-dl's finest Latvian Camembert. Come, enjoy, enjoy.&...
I can't keep up with the fad diets. There appears to be a new one every week. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I can't keep up with the fad diets. There appears to be...
"Yeah, I'm doing the 5:2 diet. For five days, I eat what I like. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Yeah, I'm doing the 5:2 diet. For five days, I ea...
And for seven days, I tell everyone about it." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
And for seven days, I tell everyone about it."
It's like: "I have eyes in my head, I can see what's in front of me." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
It's like: "I have eyes in my head, I can see what...
It's absolutely amazing, you've got to try it sometime. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
It's absolutely amazing, you've got to try it some...
I haven't made saliva for three days." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I haven't made saliva for three days."
"It's honestly the best I've ever felt." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
"It's honestly the best I've ever felt."
I mean, in six months' time, I will 100% be a vegan. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I mean, in six months' time, I will 100% be a vegan.
I'm just jealous of people for living the life that I want to live. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I'm just jealous of people for living the life that I w...