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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

"Jack, you can makeas many jokes as you like about me being plant-positive

He's like: "Jack, you can make
as many jokes as you like about me being plant-positive

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He's like: "Jack, you can make as many jokes as you like
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about me being plant-positive.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:49
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
I'm going to live ten years longer than you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I'm going to live ten years longer than you."
Actually, I won't even need to smother you now. You're a vegan. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Actually, I won't even need to smother you now. You...
I'll just place the cushion on your face, you'll be too weak to lift it off." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'll just place the cushion on your face, you'll b...
"You're suffocating me." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
"You're suffocating me."
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I-- - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I--
Because there is no denying, your life choice, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Because there is no denying, your life choice,
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans.
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings,
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's given up drinking, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's give...
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you."
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife.
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs,
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Thunberg. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Th...
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the entire world to shame. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the en...
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes.
[cheering] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[cheering]
She's at the UN, telling them: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
She's at the UN, telling them:
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me.
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said: