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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

I knew I was in serious trouble when I was stoodin the body-scanning machine, legs akimbo,...

I knew I was in serious trouble when I was stood
in the body-scanning machine, legs akimbo, arms aloft

Full Transcript

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I knew I was in serious trouble
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when I was stood in the body-scanning machine,
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legs akimbo, arms aloft.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:34
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
[gasps] It's not scanning you 'cause it knows that you've got drugs - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
[gasps] It's not scanning you 'cause it knows that...
It was at that point that I heard a German voice shouting at me from behind: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
It was at that point that I heard a German voice shouting at...
He wanted me to take my belt off. Unfortunately, I was so high, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
He wanted me to take my belt off. Unfortunately, I was so hi...
For some reason, in that moment, I thought that he was pointing... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
For some reason, in that moment, I thought that he was point...
At my trousers, and I thought that he wanted them off. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
At my trousers, and I thought that he wanted them off.
I was like: "Wow, these German security officials are awfully thorough." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I was like: "Wow, these German security officials are a...
If a figure of authority tells you to drop 'em, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
If a figure of authority tells you to drop 'em,
So, in the middle of Berlin Airport, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
So, in the middle of Berlin Airport,
He started shouting more. He was like: "Oben!" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
He started shouting more. He was like: "Oben!"
I thought he'd shouted: "Open." I was like: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
I thought he'd shouted: "Open." I was like:
I thought, in that moment, that a security official - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
I thought, in that moment, that a security official
He literally just had to shout "open" once, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
He literally just had to shout "open" once,
"Well, if that's the way it's got to go, Fritz, that's the way it's got to go. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Well, if that's the way it's got to go, Frit...
Did you just look at your daughter, on the punchline of that joke? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Did you just look at your daughter, on the punchline of that...
That was brutal. "That's you, that is. My little STD." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
That was brutal. "That's you, that is. My little S...
The rest of the show is to this side. I can't even look over there. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The rest of the show is to this side. I can't even look...
No, that doesn't make it any better. I already feel absolutely mortified. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
No, that doesn't make it any better. I already feel abs...
My point is, I'm not ready to have a child. I'd be a terrible parent. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
My point is, I'm not ready to have a child. I'd be...
I was driving along the road. There was a sign at the side of it: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
I was driving along the road. There was a sign at the side o...
Someone's laughing over there, like they've done it. Not good. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Someone's laughing over there, like they've done i...