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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

I saw an article the other day saying you are no longer allowedto feed ducks in the park...

I saw an article the other day saying you are no longer allowed
to feed ducks in the park bread

Full Transcript

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I saw an article the other day
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saying you are no longer allowed to feed ducks in the park bread.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:46
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Because it makes them... bloated. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Because it makes them... bloated.
What does it matter if they're bloated? That's a fucking advantage. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
What does it matter if they're bloated? That's a f...
Started listing alternatives. Instead of feeding them bread, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Started listing alternatives. Instead of feeding them bread,
Can you imagine how much of an asshole - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
Can you imagine how much of an asshole
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like swans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like sw...
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for the cheese board. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for t...
Lie-dl's finest Latvian Camembert. Come, enjoy, enjoy." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Lie-dl's finest Latvian Camembert. Come, enjoy, enjoy.&...
I can't keep up with the fad diets. There appears to be a new one every week. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I can't keep up with the fad diets. There appears to be...
"Yeah, I'm doing the 5:2 diet. For five days, I eat what I like. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Yeah, I'm doing the 5:2 diet. For five days, I ea...
And for seven days, I tell everyone about it." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
And for seven days, I tell everyone about it."
It's like: "I have eyes in my head, I can see what's in front of me." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
It's like: "I have eyes in my head, I can see what...
It's absolutely amazing, you've got to try it sometime. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
It's absolutely amazing, you've got to try it some...
I haven't made saliva for three days." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I haven't made saliva for three days."
"It's honestly the best I've ever felt." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
"It's honestly the best I've ever felt."
I mean, in six months' time, I will 100% be a vegan. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I mean, in six months' time, I will 100% be a vegan.
I'm just jealous of people for living the life that I want to live. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I'm just jealous of people for living the life that I w...
Now that my love-life is a car crash, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Now that my love-life is a car crash,
[audience cheers] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
[audience cheers]
[in deep voice] "She happy." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[in deep voice] "She happy."
I don't know whether they were husband and wife, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I don't know whether they were husband and wife,