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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

I thought, in that moment,that a security official wanted to anally cavity search mein...

I thought, in that moment,
that a security official wanted to anally cavity search me
in front of everyone in the airport, and I put up no protest whatsoever

Full Transcript

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I thought, in that moment, that a security official
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wanted to anally cavity search me in front of everyone in the airport,
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and I put up no protest whatsoever.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:28
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
He literally just had to shout "open" once, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
He literally just had to shout "open" once,
"Well, if that's the way it's got to go, Fritz, that's the way it's got to go. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Well, if that's the way it's got to go, Frit...
Did you just look at your daughter, on the punchline of that joke? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Did you just look at your daughter, on the punchline of that...
That was brutal. "That's you, that is. My little STD." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
That was brutal. "That's you, that is. My little S...
The rest of the show is to this side. I can't even look over there. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The rest of the show is to this side. I can't even look...
No, that doesn't make it any better. I already feel absolutely mortified. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
No, that doesn't make it any better. I already feel abs...
My point is, I'm not ready to have a child. I'd be a terrible parent. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
My point is, I'm not ready to have a child. I'd be...
I was driving along the road. There was a sign at the side of it: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
I was driving along the road. There was a sign at the side o...
Someone's laughing over there, like they've done it. Not good. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Someone's laughing over there, like they've done i...
To be fair to me, this little fucker cut straight in front of me, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
To be fair to me, this little fucker cut straight in front o...
The reality is, I reckon, some parents don't help their kids. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The reality is, I reckon, some parents don't help their...
I met a woman the other day whose child's name... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I met a woman the other day whose child's name...
She was like: "It's Greek for 'goddess of nature.'" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:14
She was like: "It's Greek for 'goddess of nat...
This was information she casually dropped into the conversation, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
This was information she casually dropped into the conversat...
You can imagine how concerned I was. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
You can imagine how concerned I was.
We're all sat there in the pub, having a lovely drink, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:24
We're all sat there in the pub, having a lovely drink,
I might as well take it to school myself." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I might as well take it to school myself."
I was like: "You can't call your child Isis." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I was like: "You can't call your child Isis."
I was like: "I should fucking hope so." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
I was like: "I should fucking hope so."
That's why you don't swipe right with many Adolfs on Tinder. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
That's why you don't swipe right with many Adolfs ...