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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

I'll take itfrom whatever nipple I can get." She looked at me like I had requested itfrom...

I'll take it
from whatever nipple I can get." She looked at me like I had requested it
from hers

Full Transcript

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I'll take it from whatever nipple I can get."
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She looked at me like I had requested it from hers.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:51
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Like I was the weirdo. I'm not the weirdo. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Like I was the weirdo. I'm not the weirdo.
You're the one in the back of the shop with your friends, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
You're the one in the back of the shop with your friend...
I do not, for one moment, doubt that lactose intolerance - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I do not, for one moment, doubt that lactose intolerance
But lest I remind you, we currently don't have a cure for cancer, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:14
But lest I remind you, we currently don't have a cure f...
But I'm about to hit you up - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
But I'm about to hit you up
Milk must come... from a tit. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Milk must come... from a tit.
Last time I checked, the almond? Pretty flat-chested. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Last time I checked, the almond? Pretty flat-chested.
You are drinking... nut juice. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
You are drinking... nut juice.
Oh, dear. [laughs] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Oh, dear. [laughs]
[giggles] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
[giggles]
I bring this up 'cause I was in the northeast of England - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I bring this up 'cause I was in the northeast of Englan...
It was amazing. There was a slightly older gentleman - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
It was amazing. There was a slightly older gentleman
And my tour manager, Johnny, asked him about the milk situation. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
And my tour manager, Johnny, asked him about the milk situat...
He was like: "Excuse me, what are the milk options?" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
He was like: "Excuse me, what are the milk options?&quo...
Where are the dairy drinkers in? Who's a dairy drinker here this evening? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Where are the dairy drinkers in? Who's a dairy drinker ...
[cheering] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
[cheering]
Seriously. Watch as we get slowly ostracized from society. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Seriously. Watch as we get slowly ostracized from society.
They'll give us our own designated areas to go and drink our dirty titty milk in. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
They'll give us our own designated areas to go and drin...
You'll go into the supermarket, pick up a carton of milk, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:16
You'll go into the supermarket, pick up a carton of mil...
Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the devil's dick. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the ...