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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

I'm stood in the queuefor airport security, and I put my hand into my pocketto take out my...

I'm stood in the queue
for airport security, and I put my hand into my pocket
to take out my passport, and instead, I withdraw
a single edible weed gummy

Full Transcript

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I'm stood in the queue for airport security,
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and I put my hand into my pocket to take out my passport,
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and instead, I withdraw a single edible weed gummy.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:37
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Oh, dear. I look around for somewhere to dispose of this thing, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Oh, dear. I look around for somewhere to dispose of this thi...
For a brief moment, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
For a brief moment,
And I couldn't distract his mom. S-- - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
And I couldn't distract his mom. S--
Now, I am a little bit of a novice when it comes to the old edible marijuana. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Now, I am a little bit of a novice when it comes to the old ...
These things are incredibly strong. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
These things are incredibly strong.
By the time I was at the front of this queue, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
By the time I was at the front of this queue,
I knew I was in serious trouble - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I knew I was in serious trouble
[gasps] It's not scanning you 'cause it knows that you've got drugs - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
[gasps] It's not scanning you 'cause it knows that...
It was at that point that I heard a German voice shouting at me from behind: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
It was at that point that I heard a German voice shouting at...
He wanted me to take my belt off. Unfortunately, I was so high, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
He wanted me to take my belt off. Unfortunately, I was so hi...
For some reason, in that moment, I thought that he was pointing... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
For some reason, in that moment, I thought that he was point...
At my trousers, and I thought that he wanted them off. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
At my trousers, and I thought that he wanted them off.
I was like: "Wow, these German security officials are awfully thorough." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I was like: "Wow, these German security officials are a...
If a figure of authority tells you to drop 'em, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
If a figure of authority tells you to drop 'em,
So, in the middle of Berlin Airport, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
So, in the middle of Berlin Airport,
He started shouting more. He was like: "Oben!" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
He started shouting more. He was like: "Oben!"
I thought he'd shouted: "Open." I was like: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
I thought he'd shouted: "Open." I was like:
I thought, in that moment, that a security official - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
I thought, in that moment, that a security official
He literally just had to shout "open" once, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
He literally just had to shout "open" once,
"Well, if that's the way it's got to go, Fritz, that's the way it's got to go. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Well, if that's the way it's got to go, Frit...