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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

"Would you please refrain from enteringthe hotel swimming pool if you have active

It read like this: [in American accent]
"Would you please refrain from entering
the hotel swimming pool if you have active

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[in American accent] "Would you please
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refrain from entering the hotel swimming pool
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if you have
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active...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:47
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Well, thank you very much for putting me off this, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Well, thank you very much for putting me off this,
How is that something that we need a sign to remind us of? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
How is that something that we need a sign to remind us of?
Don't get me wrong, I like swimming as much as the next man. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Don't get me wrong, I like swimming as much as the next...
But I accept that if I am in the clutches of an attack... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
But I accept that if I am in the clutches of an attack...
Of active diarrhea, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Of active diarrhea,
Swimming, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
Swimming,
I personally am the kind of person that lives his life governed by the fear - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I personally am the kind of person that lives his life gover...
Case in point, every time I'm in a car - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:15
Case in point, every time I'm in a car
Active diarrhea. As opposed to what? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Active diarrhea. As opposed to what?
My great-grandfather traveled to India, picked up a bit of the old Delhi belly, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
My great-grandfather traveled to India, picked up a bit of t...
If that is the case, and for some baffling reason - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:16
If that is the case, and for some baffling reason
"What's this? 'No running, no diving...' But ah, yes, nothing about shitting. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"What's this? 'No running, no...
Well, bombs away." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
Well, bombs away."
We have to care about everyone's feelings, everyone's tolerances, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
We have to care about everyone's feelings, everyone...
I'll tell you where it's gone too far, and I have to be the person to say this. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'll tell you where it's gone too far, and I have ...
Would everyone stop [yelling] milking shit? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Would everyone stop [yelling] milking shit?
Near to where I live, in London, a very rough part of London - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Near to where I live, in London, a very rough part of London
I went in there. I have very straightforward coffee tastes. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I went in there. I have very straightforward coffee tastes.
I went in there. I was like: "Hello, I'd like a white coffee, please." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I went in there. I was like: "Hello, I'd like a wh...
We've got a coconut milk, we've got an almond nut milk, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
We've got a coconut milk, we've got an almond nut ...