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Last time I checked, the almond? Pretty flat-chested
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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Last time I checked, the almond?Pretty flat-chested

Last time I checked, the almond?
Pretty flat-chested

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Last time I checked, the almond? Pretty flat-chested.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:51
Uploaded
May 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
You are drinking... nut juice. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
You are drinking... nut juice.
Oh, dear. [laughs] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Oh, dear. [laughs]
[giggles] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
[giggles]
I bring this up 'cause I was in the northeast of England - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I bring this up 'cause I was in the northeast of Englan...
It was amazing. There was a slightly older gentleman - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
It was amazing. There was a slightly older gentleman
And my tour manager, Johnny, asked him about the milk situation. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
And my tour manager, Johnny, asked him about the milk situat...
He was like: "Excuse me, what are the milk options?" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
He was like: "Excuse me, what are the milk options?&quo...
Where are the dairy drinkers in? Who's a dairy drinker here this evening? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Where are the dairy drinkers in? Who's a dairy drinker ...
[cheering] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
[cheering]
Seriously. Watch as we get slowly ostracized from society. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Seriously. Watch as we get slowly ostracized from society.
They'll give us our own designated areas to go and drink our dirty titty milk in. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
They'll give us our own designated areas to go and drin...
You'll go into the supermarket, pick up a carton of milk, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:16
You'll go into the supermarket, pick up a carton of mil...
Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the devil's dick. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the ...
I got that lecture recently from a friend, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
I got that lecture recently from a friend,
She gives it all the: "Yeah, I've got my reusable coffee cup - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
She gives it all the: "Yeah, I've got my reusable ...
She comes at me about the straw: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
She comes at me about the straw:
You need a reusable straw." I was like: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
You need a reusable straw." I was like:
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anymore, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anym...
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washing line. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washi...
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but...