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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods,before you start judging me

Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods,
before you start judging me

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Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:43
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said:
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the people, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the peo...
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:17
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite,
On behalf of everyone, can I please say, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
On behalf of everyone, can I please say,
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary.
Newsflash: January already the shittest month of the year. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Newsflash: January already the shittest month of the year.
If anything, that is the month you should be finding new ones for. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
If anything, that is the month you should be finding new one...
"Jack, are you giving up booze and meat for January?" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
"Jack, are you giving up booze and meat for January?&qu...
[laughter and applause] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
[laughter and applause]
Got to be more ethical - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Got to be more ethical
I'm a normal guy, so I took a girl on a date - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'm a normal guy, so I took a girl on a date
There is a time and a place for asking questions about the chicken. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
There is a time and a place for asking questions about the c...
She asked him where the chicken was from. He said: "The fridge." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
She asked him where the chicken was from. He said: "The...
I saw an article the other day - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
I saw an article the other day
Because it makes them... bloated. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Because it makes them... bloated.
What does it matter if they're bloated? That's a fucking advantage. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
What does it matter if they're bloated? That's a f...
Started listing alternatives. Instead of feeding them bread, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Started listing alternatives. Instead of feeding them bread,
Can you imagine how much of an asshole - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
Can you imagine how much of an asshole
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like swans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like sw...
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for the cheese board. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for t...