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Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the devil's dick
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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking itdirectly from the devil's dick

Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it
directly from the devil's dick

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Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the devil's dick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:29
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
I got that lecture recently from a friend, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
I got that lecture recently from a friend,
She gives it all the: "Yeah, I've got my reusable coffee cup - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
She gives it all the: "Yeah, I've got my reusable ...
She comes at me about the straw: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
She comes at me about the straw:
You need a reusable straw." I was like: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
You need a reusable straw." I was like:
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anymore, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anym...
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washing line. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washi...
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but...
Plus, you can get any topping you like. I went for bacon and foie gras. Mmm! - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Plus, you can get any topping you like. I went for bacon and...
My uh... flatmate, Hugo, recently... [giggles] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
My uh... flatmate, Hugo, recently... [giggles]
The Hugester, he's great. Um... he lives in the east wing and... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The Hugester, he's great. Um... he lives in the east wi...
He didn't want to call himself a vegan - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
He didn't want to call himself a vegan
Successfully sidestepped the wanker bullet there, didn't we? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Successfully sidestepped the wanker bullet there, didn'...
And it's now literally every other word out of his mouth. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
And it's now literally every other word out of his mout...
He's like: "Jack, you can make as many jokes as you like - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
He's like: "Jack, you can make as many jokes as yo...
I'm going to live ten years longer than you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I'm going to live ten years longer than you."
Actually, I won't even need to smother you now. You're a vegan. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Actually, I won't even need to smother you now. You...
I'll just place the cushion on your face, you'll be too weak to lift it off." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'll just place the cushion on your face, you'll b...
"You're suffocating me." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
"You're suffocating me."
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I-- - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I--
Because there is no denying, your life choice, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Because there is no denying, your life choice,