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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Sat on the sofa in a Slanket, crunching through an al denteBombay Bad Boy, hoping it will...

Sat on the sofa in a Slanket, crunching through an al dente
Bombay Bad Boy, hoping it will give me the sustenance
I need to return to the job at hand, namely seeing whether it is possible
to wank yourself into a coma

Full Transcript

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Sat on the sofa in a Slanket,
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crunching through an al dente Bombay Bad Boy,
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hoping it will give me the sustenance I need to return to the job at hand,
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namely seeing whether it is possible to wank yourself into a coma.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:20
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
"Say my name, Alexa." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
"Say my name, Alexa."
Who's the daddy?" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Who's the daddy?"
It all came to a head when I went to... to Germany for a weekend. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
It all came to a head when I went to... to Germany for a wee...
Last year, we went to Berlin to say goodbye to a friend of mine, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
Last year, we went to Berlin to say goodbye to a friend of m...
That's right. After the self-pity stage of breakup grief - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
That's right. After the self-pity stage of breakup grie...
So I've been up for three days on this stag-do, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
So I've been up for three days on this stag-do,
I'm stood in the queue for airport security, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
I'm stood in the queue for airport security,
Oh, dear. I look around for somewhere to dispose of this thing, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Oh, dear. I look around for somewhere to dispose of this thi...
For a brief moment, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
For a brief moment,
And I couldn't distract his mom. S-- - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
And I couldn't distract his mom. S--
Now, I am a little bit of a novice when it comes to the old edible marijuana. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Now, I am a little bit of a novice when it comes to the old ...
These things are incredibly strong. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
These things are incredibly strong.
By the time I was at the front of this queue, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
By the time I was at the front of this queue,
I knew I was in serious trouble - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I knew I was in serious trouble
[gasps] It's not scanning you 'cause it knows that you've got drugs - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
[gasps] It's not scanning you 'cause it knows that...
It was at that point that I heard a German voice shouting at me from behind: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
It was at that point that I heard a German voice shouting at...
He wanted me to take my belt off. Unfortunately, I was so high, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
He wanted me to take my belt off. Unfortunately, I was so hi...
For some reason, in that moment, I thought that he was pointing... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
For some reason, in that moment, I thought that he was point...
At my trousers, and I thought that he wanted them off. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
At my trousers, and I thought that he wanted them off.
I was like: "Wow, these German security officials are awfully thorough." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I was like: "Wow, these German security officials are a...