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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Started listing alternatives.Instead of feeding them bread, you could feed them corn...

Started listing alternatives.
Instead of feeding them bread, you could feed them corn kernels,
you could feed them peas, you could feed them grapes. Grapes?

Full Transcript

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Started listing alternatives. Instead of feeding them bread,
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you could feed them corn kernels, you could feed them peas,
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you could feed them grapes. Grapes?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:12
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Can you imagine how much of an asshole - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
Can you imagine how much of an asshole
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like swans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Oh, you may be ducks, but today you will feast like sw...
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for the cheese board. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Don't fill up too much, you won't leave room for t...
Lie-dl's finest Latvian Camembert. Come, enjoy, enjoy." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Lie-dl's finest Latvian Camembert. Come, enjoy, enjoy.&...
I can't keep up with the fad diets. There appears to be a new one every week. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I can't keep up with the fad diets. There appears to be...
"Yeah, I'm doing the 5:2 diet. For five days, I eat what I like. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"Yeah, I'm doing the 5:2 diet. For five days, I ea...
And for seven days, I tell everyone about it." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
And for seven days, I tell everyone about it."
It's like: "I have eyes in my head, I can see what's in front of me." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
It's like: "I have eyes in my head, I can see what...
It's absolutely amazing, you've got to try it sometime. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
It's absolutely amazing, you've got to try it some...
I haven't made saliva for three days." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I haven't made saliva for three days."
"It's honestly the best I've ever felt." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
"It's honestly the best I've ever felt."
I mean, in six months' time, I will 100% be a vegan. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I mean, in six months' time, I will 100% be a vegan.
I'm just jealous of people for living the life that I want to live. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I'm just jealous of people for living the life that I w...
Now that my love-life is a car crash, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Now that my love-life is a car crash,
[audience cheers] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
[audience cheers]
[in deep voice] "She happy." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[in deep voice] "She happy."
I don't know whether they were husband and wife, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I don't know whether they were husband and wife,
'Cause there is nothing cringier - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
'Cause there is nothing cringier
I met this guy the other day. He was old. Like, old-old. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I met this guy the other day. He was old. Like, old-old.
Like, you could have got into his iPhone - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Like, you could have got into his iPhone