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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

What's the vegetarian option?" "You take the meat

What's the vegetarian option?" "You take the meat

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What's the vegetarian option?"
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"You take the meat...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:43
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Out of the bun." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:20
Out of the bun."
Even if there was, I don't think you'd want to go anywhere near." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
Even if there was, I don't think you'd want to go ...
Just... have a glass of water." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Just... have a glass of water."
So he doesn't drink any water. He eats the mystery "meat" in a bun. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
So he doesn't drink any water. He eats the mystery &quo...
We are driving past the exclusion zone towards Pripyat, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:19
We are driving past the exclusion zone towards Pripyat,
Seriously, I have not seen him this red in the face - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Seriously, I have not seen him this red in the face
I'm like: "Daddy, you can't go to the toilet, you missed your chance, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:20
I'm like: "Daddy, you can't go to the toilet,...
He literally ripped open the door to this van, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
He literally ripped open the door to this van,
I will go and deal with this." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I will go and deal with this."
"Danger, do not trespass." "Radiation." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
"Danger, do not trespass." "Radiation."
Therefore, as I enter the woods, it becomes very clear very quickly - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
Therefore, as I enter the woods, it becomes very clear very ...
Is with my assistance. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Is with my assistance.
Oh, you may grimace. I had to live through this experience. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Oh, you may grimace. I had to live through this experience.
My father pulls down the trousers of his three-piece suit. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
My father pulls down the trousers of his three-piece suit.
I tread on the tops of his feet, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I tread on the tops of his feet,
I'm broken from my happy place by the sound of barking. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I'm broken from my happy place by the sound of barking.
I open my eyes. One of these feral, radioactive dogs - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
I open my eyes. One of these feral, radioactive dogs
I'm like: "Shoo, shoo, please just leave us alone." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
I'm like: "Shoo, shoo, please just leave us alone....
That is not a side of my father that I want to see. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
That is not a side of my father that I want to see.
The next thing that I remember is coming to, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
The next thing that I remember is coming to,