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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Where are the dairy drinkers in?Who's a dairy drinker here this evening?

Where are the dairy drinkers in?
Who's a dairy drinker here this evening?

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Where are the dairy drinkers in? Who's a dairy drinker here this evening?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:48
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
[cheering] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
[cheering]
Seriously. Watch as we get slowly ostracized from society. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Seriously. Watch as we get slowly ostracized from society.
They'll give us our own designated areas to go and drink our dirty titty milk in. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
They'll give us our own designated areas to go and drin...
You'll go into the supermarket, pick up a carton of milk, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:16
You'll go into the supermarket, pick up a carton of mil...
Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the devil's dick. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Oh, no, no, you may as well be sucking it directly from the ...
I got that lecture recently from a friend, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
I got that lecture recently from a friend,
She gives it all the: "Yeah, I've got my reusable coffee cup - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
She gives it all the: "Yeah, I've got my reusable ...
She comes at me about the straw: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
She comes at me about the straw:
You need a reusable straw." I was like: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
You need a reusable straw." I was like:
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anymore, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anym...
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washing line. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washi...
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but...
Plus, you can get any topping you like. I went for bacon and foie gras. Mmm! - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Plus, you can get any topping you like. I went for bacon and...
My uh... flatmate, Hugo, recently... [giggles] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
My uh... flatmate, Hugo, recently... [giggles]
The Hugester, he's great. Um... he lives in the east wing and... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The Hugester, he's great. Um... he lives in the east wi...
He didn't want to call himself a vegan - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
He didn't want to call himself a vegan
Successfully sidestepped the wanker bullet there, didn't we? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Successfully sidestepped the wanker bullet there, didn'...
And it's now literally every other word out of his mouth. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
And it's now literally every other word out of his mout...
He's like: "Jack, you can make as many jokes as you like - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
He's like: "Jack, you can make as many jokes as yo...
I'm going to live ten years longer than you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I'm going to live ten years longer than you."