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Would everyone stop [yelling] milking shit?
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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Would everyone stop milking shit?

Would everyone stop
[yelling] milking shit?

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Would everyone stop [yelling] milking shit?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:48
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Near to where I live, in London, a very rough part of London - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Near to where I live, in London, a very rough part of London
I went in there. I have very straightforward coffee tastes. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I went in there. I have very straightforward coffee tastes.
I went in there. I was like: "Hello, I'd like a white coffee, please." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I went in there. I was like: "Hello, I'd like a wh...
We've got a coconut milk, we've got an almond nut milk, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
We've got a coconut milk, we've got an almond nut ...
You can have it from a bean, pulse, nut, grain, oat, lax, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:21
You can have it from a bean, pulse, nut, grain, oat, lax,
I'll take it from whatever nipple I can get." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I'll take it from whatever nipple I can get."
Like I was the weirdo. I'm not the weirdo. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Like I was the weirdo. I'm not the weirdo.
You're the one in the back of the shop with your friends, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
You're the one in the back of the shop with your friend...
I do not, for one moment, doubt that lactose intolerance - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I do not, for one moment, doubt that lactose intolerance
But lest I remind you, we currently don't have a cure for cancer, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:14
But lest I remind you, we currently don't have a cure f...
But I'm about to hit you up - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
But I'm about to hit you up
Milk must come... from a tit. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Milk must come... from a tit.
Last time I checked, the almond? Pretty flat-chested. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Last time I checked, the almond? Pretty flat-chested.
You are drinking... nut juice. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
You are drinking... nut juice.
Oh, dear. [laughs] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Oh, dear. [laughs]
[giggles] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
[giggles]
I bring this up 'cause I was in the northeast of England - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I bring this up 'cause I was in the northeast of Englan...
It was amazing. There was a slightly older gentleman - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
It was amazing. There was a slightly older gentleman
And my tour manager, Johnny, asked him about the milk situation. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
And my tour manager, Johnny, asked him about the milk situat...
He was like: "Excuse me, what are the milk options?" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
He was like: "Excuse me, what are the milk options?&quo...