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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

"Yeah... not anymore." "No, it symbolizes the footprintsof the Buddha." "You know what?...

"Yeah... not anymore." "No, it symbolizes the footprints
of the Buddha." "You know what? Next time you walk
into a bar and you see a guy with a shaved head
and a swastika tattooed on his neck, you walk up to him
and give him your friendliest... namaste

Full Transcript

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"Yeah... not anymore."
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"No, it symbolizes the footprints of the Buddha."
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"You know what? Next time you walk into a bar and you see a guy
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with a shaved head and a swastika tattooed on his neck,
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you walk up to him and give him your friendliest... namaste.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:38
Uploaded
May 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Let's hope you get reincarnated as someone that's not a twat." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Let's hope you get reincarnated as someone that's ...
Obviously, this mother didn't call her daughter Isis provocatively. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Obviously, this mother didn't call her daughter Isis pr...
Ah, that's a routine that feels like it's on borrowed time. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Ah, that's a routine that feels like it's on borro...
The best thing about doing that bit is I've been doing that for months, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
The best thing about doing that bit is I've been doing ...
And I tell you, it attracts a certain type of person. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
And I tell you, it attracts a certain type of person.
I was in a crowded hotel lobby the other day. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I was in a crowded hotel lobby the other day.
This guy in a tweed jacket comes striding towards me. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
This guy in a tweed jacket comes striding towards me.
"Jack, my daughter's Isis as well." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
"Jack, my daughter's Isis as well."
He's doing a video for Isis." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
He's doing a video for Isis."
An awkward social situation that I mess up on a daily basis now. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
An awkward social situation that I mess up on a daily basis ...
Not realizing that my AirPods have not synced up to my mobile phone, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Not realizing that my AirPods have not synced up to my mobil...
I leave nothing there. I find an exercise bike in the corner, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:16
I leave nothing there. I find an exercise bike in the corner...
I set the incline to nought-point-five, and then I have a quiet little pootle, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:15
I set the incline to nought-point-five, and then I have a qu...
Now, for some reason, my first thought was: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:26
Now, for some reason, my first thought was:
[wolf whistle] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
[wolf whistle]
Look, I know that I've made jokes about him, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
Look, I know that I've made jokes about him,
And I'm so proud of him, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
And I'm so proud of him,
I get to see whole new sides to my dad that I never thought that I would see. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I get to see whole new sides to my dad that I never thought ...
And that's not to say that, on occasion, I haven't pushed him too far. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
And that's not to say that, on occasion, I haven't...
And so I want to leave you with this story about the occasion when I did just that. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
And so I want to leave you with this story about the occasio...