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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

You need a reusable straw." "Okay, fine, understood." I went,I got myself a reusable straw

You need a reusable straw."
I was like: "Okay, fine, understood." I went,
I got myself a reusable straw

Full Transcript

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You need a reusable straw." I was like:
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"Okay, fine, understood." I went, I got myself a reusable straw.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:07
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anymore, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
Doing my bit, doing my bit. Don't use a coffee cup anym...
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washing line. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Quick rinse, get rid of any nut juice, stick it on the washi...
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Tastes just like a regular hamburger, but...
Plus, you can get any topping you like. I went for bacon and foie gras. Mmm! - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Plus, you can get any topping you like. I went for bacon and...
My uh... flatmate, Hugo, recently... [giggles] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
My uh... flatmate, Hugo, recently... [giggles]
The Hugester, he's great. Um... he lives in the east wing and... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The Hugester, he's great. Um... he lives in the east wi...
He didn't want to call himself a vegan - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
He didn't want to call himself a vegan
Successfully sidestepped the wanker bullet there, didn't we? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Successfully sidestepped the wanker bullet there, didn'...
And it's now literally every other word out of his mouth. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
And it's now literally every other word out of his mout...
He's like: "Jack, you can make as many jokes as you like - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
He's like: "Jack, you can make as many jokes as yo...
I'm going to live ten years longer than you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I'm going to live ten years longer than you."
Actually, I won't even need to smother you now. You're a vegan. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Actually, I won't even need to smother you now. You...
I'll just place the cushion on your face, you'll be too weak to lift it off." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'll just place the cushion on your face, you'll b...
"You're suffocating me." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
"You're suffocating me."
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I-- - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I--
Because there is no denying, your life choice, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Because there is no denying, your life choice,
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans.
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings,
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's given up drinking, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's give...
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you."