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Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you." And your head goes: "Cunt." [laughter and applause]

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Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you."
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And your head goes:
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"Cunt."
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[laughter and applause]
Duration
10 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:27
Uploaded
May 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife.
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs,
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Thunberg. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Th...
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the entire world to shame. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the en...
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes.
[cheering] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[cheering]
She's at the UN, telling them: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
She's at the UN, telling them:
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me.
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said:
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the people, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the peo...
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:17
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite,
On behalf of everyone, can I please say, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
On behalf of everyone, can I please say,
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary.
Newsflash: January already the shittest month of the year. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Newsflash: January already the shittest month of the year.
If anything, that is the month you should be finding new ones for. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
If anything, that is the month you should be finding new one...
"Jack, are you giving up booze and meat for January?" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
"Jack, are you giving up booze and meat for January?&qu...
[laughter and applause] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
[laughter and applause]
Got to be more ethical - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Got to be more ethical
I'm a normal guy, so I took a girl on a date - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'm a normal guy, so I took a girl on a date