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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

"You're suffocating me." "No, just making you oxygen-negative."

"You're suffocating me." "No, just making you oxygen-negative." [laughter and applause]

Full Transcript

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"You're suffocating me."
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"No, just making you oxygen-negative."
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[laughter and applause]
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:13
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I-- - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
I'm going to get booed off stage in a hail of tofu. I--
Because there is no denying, your life choice, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Because there is no denying, your life choice,
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans.
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings,
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's given up drinking, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's give...
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you."
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife.
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs,
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Thunberg. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Th...
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the entire world to shame. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the en...
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes.
[cheering] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[cheering]
She's at the UN, telling them: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
She's at the UN, telling them:
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me.
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said:
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the people, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the peo...
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:17
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite,
On behalf of everyone, can I please say, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
On behalf of everyone, can I please say,
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary.