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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

All water has technicallycome through a tap at some point, even the posh shit in the...

All water has technically
come through a tap at some point, even the posh shit in the bottles

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All water has technically come through a tap at some point,
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even the posh shit in the bottles.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:13
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning,
No, but they say "tap" because words have power, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
No, but they say "tap" because words have power,
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the point. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the poin...
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she was taking the piss. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she...
She's like, "Right, well, we serve things in this menu family-style." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:33
She's like, "Right, well, we serve things in this ...
I was like, "Oh, madam." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
I was like, "Oh, madam."
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with...
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged for it. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged fo...
That picture, the jolly day-drinker, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
That picture, the jolly day-drinker,
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to America permanently. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to Ame...
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the move permanently, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the...
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation...
Ultimately, I realized that I wanna raise my kid here. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Ultimately, I realized that I wanna raise my kid here.
I wanna settle down here. Whisper it quietly, I like it here. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I wanna settle down here. Whisper it quietly, I like it here...
I think there's enough people in this country - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I think there's enough people in this country
Ultimately, there's a host of different reasons - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Ultimately, there's a host of different reasons
And I realized the longer I spent away, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
And I realized the longer I spent away,
LA is 365 days a year of sunshine. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
LA is 365 days a year of sunshine.
I love nothing more than being sat in a beer garden - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
I love nothing more than being sat in a beer garden