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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

And as a coward, I can metabolize disrespectvery efficiently

And as a coward, I can metabolize disrespect
very efficiently

Full Transcript

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And as a coward,
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I can metabolize disrespect very efficiently.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:01
Uploaded
Apr 10, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
We had one situation. I was doing shows in Austin, Texas, in the States, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
We had one situation. I was doing shows in Austin, Texas, in...
He was a bit rude to my girlfriend, but what do you expect? He's a bouncer. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
He was a bit rude to my girlfriend, but what do you expect? ...
"Oh my God. Did you hear that? He just disrespected me." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:40
"Oh my God. Did you hear that? He just disrespected me....
All night, she kept going, "Can't believe you let him dishonor me." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:15
All night, she kept going, "Can't believe you let ...
Next time that a bouncer "dishonors" her, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Next time that a bouncer "dishonors" her,
Right. Next time a bouncer is rude to her, okay, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Right. Next time a bouncer is rude to her, okay,
I'll whip off one of my socks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:36
I'll whip off one of my socks,
You see, this is my problem. I'm not a violent guy, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
You see, this is my problem. I'm not a violent guy,
I was in Ibiza, the party island, having a rave in one of the clubs, and... - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I was in Ibiza, the party island, having a rave in one of th...
Yeah, let's just say some drink had been taken. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Yeah, let's just say some drink had been taken.
I was in Ibiza, my jaw was on the mainland. Like... - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I was in Ibiza, my jaw was on the mainland. Like...
Anyway, in this state, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Anyway, in this state,
I was like, "Oh my God, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:20
I was like, "Oh my God,
He had the sleeve tattoos. Spray-on jeans. That little fanny-pack across his chest. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He had the sleeve tattoos. Spray-on jeans. That little fanny...
"Fuckin' 'ell." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
"Fuckin' 'ell."
And then I'm sort of drunkenly hovering above his head, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
And then I'm sort of drunkenly hovering above his head,
At which point, I'm not gonna lie, I sobered up very quickly. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
At which point, I'm not gonna lie, I sobered up very qu...
He turns around, furious, hair tumbling down his face. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He turns around, furious, hair tumbling down his face.
He was like, "Why the fuck did you do that?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
He was like, "Why the fuck did you do that?"
There was a lot of music in the club, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
There was a lot of music in the club,