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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

And craft IPAs help you tellwhich one of your friends is a bell end

And craft IPAs help you tell
which one of your friends is a bell end

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And craft IPAs help you tell which one of your friends is a bell end.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:07
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
The other day, I saw for sale a bottle of non-alcoholic sambuca. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
The other day, I saw for sale a bottle of non-alcoholic samb...
Who the fuck is buying non-alcoholic sambuca? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Who the fuck is buying non-alcoholic sambuca?
Newsflash, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Newsflash,
No one is drinking 'buca for its wonderful flavor profile. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
No one is drinking 'buca for its wonderful flavor profi...
It's so gross, it's only serving suggestion is "on fire." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
It's so gross, it's only serving suggestion is &qu...
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet Sauvignon, please?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet...
You would still wake up the following morning - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
You would still wake up the following morning
I do try, as I get a little bit older, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I do try, as I get a little bit older,
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch,
It's my go-to because what whiskey does is it just tweaks my internal monologue. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
It's my go-to because what whiskey does is it just twea...
'Cause if I walk into a room sober, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
'Cause if I walk into a room sober,
"Nobody in this room likes you." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:31
"Nobody in this room likes you."
I have a whiskey, right, one scotch inside me, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I have a whiskey, right, one scotch inside me,
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!&q...
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbringing. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbrin...
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten...
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair leg up in life. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair ...
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too polluted with toff actors, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too pollu...
And what this means is that whenever they write about this school - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
And what this means is that whenever they write about this s...
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret.