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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

And now everyone in the restaurantis looking over to see who the pity party for one is

And now everyone in the restaurant
is looking over to see who the pity party for one is

Full Transcript

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And now everyone in the restaurant is looking over to see
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who the pity party for one is.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:52
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I have to do the walk of shame through the restaurant. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I have to do the walk of shame through the restaurant.
Why do waitresses feel the need to do this if you're eating on your own? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Why do waitresses feel the need to do this if you're ea...
She comes over to my table and makes a big song and dance - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
She comes over to my table and makes a big song and dance
As if to say, "We wouldn't want anyone looking over here - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:36
As if to say, "We wouldn't want anyone looking ove...
"Does sir have any allergies today, or should I just put 'people'?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
"Does sir have any allergies today, or should I just pu...
"Would you like bottled water or tap?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
"Would you like bottled water or tap?"
All water has technically come through a tap at some point, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
All water has technically come through a tap at some point,
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning,
No, but they say "tap" because words have power, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
No, but they say "tap" because words have power,
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the point. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the poin...
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she was taking the piss. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she...
She's like, "Right, well, we serve things in this menu family-style." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:33
She's like, "Right, well, we serve things in this ...
I was like, "Oh, madam." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
I was like, "Oh, madam."
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with...
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged for it. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged fo...
That picture, the jolly day-drinker, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
That picture, the jolly day-drinker,
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to America permanently. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to Ame...
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the move permanently, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the...
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation...