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As if to say,
"We wouldn't want anyone looking over here and accidentally thinking
that you're waiting for someone." "No, I need everyone
in this establishment to know that you're probably gonna die alone." "Why don't I just get my chair
and stick it up against the wall, so I don't accidentally make eye contact
with any of the happy customers?" "Or you can bring a to-go bag out.
I'll put it on my head." "Or better still, there's some space
down here underneath the table." "Why don't I just have my dinner
down here, like a dog?" "Is now a good time to mention
it's my birthday?"
"We wouldn't want anyone looking over here and accidentally thinking
that you're waiting for someone." "No, I need everyone
in this establishment to know that you're probably gonna die alone." "Why don't I just get my chair
and stick it up against the wall, so I don't accidentally make eye contact
with any of the happy customers?" "Or you can bring a to-go bag out.
I'll put it on my head." "Or better still, there's some space
down here underneath the table." "Why don't I just have my dinner
down here, like a dog?" "Is now a good time to mention
it's my birthday?"
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As if to say,
"We wouldn't want anyone looking over here
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and accidentally thinking
that you're waiting for someone."
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"No, I need everyone
in this establishment to know
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that you're probably gonna die alone."
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"Why don't I just get my chair
and stick it up against the wall,
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so I don't accidentally make eye contact
with any of the happy customers?"
00:00:20.036 --> 00:00:23.044
"Or you can bring a to-go bag out.
I'll put it on my head."
00:00:23.052 --> 00:00:27.999
"Or better still, there's some space
down here underneath the table."
00:00:27.012 --> 00:00:30.064
"Why don't I just have my dinner
down here, like a dog?"
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"Is now a good time to mention
it's my birthday?"
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Movie Summary
Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
