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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

But in the meantime, wait your turn, pick your moment,and in the nicest way possible, shut...

But in the meantime, wait your turn, pick your moment,
and in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up

Full Transcript

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But in the meantime, wait your turn,
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pick your moment, and in the nicest way possible,
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shut the fuck up.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:12
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
That was a very long-winded way of saying - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That was a very long-winded way of saying
Ultimately, I think I maybe spent a little too much time over in the States. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Ultimately, I think I maybe spent a little too much time ove...
I'd been living there for about a year, trying to do long-distance with Rox. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I'd been living there for about a year, trying to do lo...
Put it down, and I was feeling very sad and very alone. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Put it down, and I was feeling very sad and very alone.
I was like, "I know what I need to do. I need to take myself for a nice meal." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
I was like, "I know what I need to do. I need to take m...
I always approach eating on my own in a restaurant like I approach sex. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I always approach eating on my own in a restaurant like I ap...
In and out as quickly as possible, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
In and out as quickly as possible,
I whisper my name, whisper my name to this hostess, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:16
I whisper my name, whisper my name to this hostess,
She walks out, she goes, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
She walks out, she goes,
That is the most depressing description of my lunch - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
That is the most depressing description of my lunch
And now everyone in the restaurant is looking over to see - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
And now everyone in the restaurant is looking over to see
I have to do the walk of shame through the restaurant. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I have to do the walk of shame through the restaurant.
Why do waitresses feel the need to do this if you're eating on your own? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Why do waitresses feel the need to do this if you're ea...
She comes over to my table and makes a big song and dance - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
She comes over to my table and makes a big song and dance
As if to say, "We wouldn't want anyone looking over here - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:36
As if to say, "We wouldn't want anyone looking ove...
"Does sir have any allergies today, or should I just put 'people'?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
"Does sir have any allergies today, or should I just pu...
"Would you like bottled water or tap?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
"Would you like bottled water or tap?"
All water has technically come through a tap at some point, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
All water has technically come through a tap at some point,
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning,
No, but they say "tap" because words have power, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
No, but they say "tap" because words have power,