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"Do you think it's acceptable
to go out drinking and not tell me
what time you're coming home?" "Ooh, I don't know, Beyoncé." "No less acceptable
than shitting on the carpet." I had to turn to my mates and be like, "I'm really sorry.
I think I have to go home because I'm getting grief from Beyoncé." I feel like Jay-Z, except I've got 99 problems
and my bitch very much is one of them
to go out drinking and not tell me
what time you're coming home?" "Ooh, I don't know, Beyoncé." "No less acceptable
than shitting on the carpet." I had to turn to my mates and be like, "I'm really sorry.
I think I have to go home because I'm getting grief from Beyoncé." I feel like Jay-Z, except I've got 99 problems
and my bitch very much is one of them
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"Do you think it's acceptable
to go out drinking
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and not tell me
what time you're coming home?"
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"Ooh, I don't know, Beyoncé."
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"No less acceptable
than shitting on the carpet."
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I had to turn to my mates and be like,
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"I'm really sorry.
I think I have to go home
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because I'm getting grief from Beyoncé."
00:00:16.028 --> 00:00:17.068
I feel like Jay-Z,
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except I've got 99 problems
and my bitch very much is one of them.
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Movie Summary
Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
