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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

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Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:51
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading Clifford out of the courtroom - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading ...
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting material. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting m...
Is it just me, or have those - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Is it just me, or have those
I have found bicycles tucked away on roof racks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I have found bicycles tucked away on roof racks,
The other day, I shit you not, I was looking for the boats. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
The other day, I shit you not, I was looking for the boats.
Has anyone else had that moment recently - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
Has anyone else had that moment recently
"Maybe this is how robots realize that they're robots." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Maybe this is how robots realize that they're rob...
I just get so bored with, like, cybersecurity. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I just get so bored with, like, cybersecurity.
Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me through security. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me...
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today.&quo...
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?&qu...
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going out for three years, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going...
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never left." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never lef...
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times worse, okay? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times...
We'd been going out for six months, six months into our relationship, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
We'd been going out for six months, six months into our...
"I know a lot of Jacks." "How many bloody Jacks?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
"I know a lot of Jacks." "How many bloody Jac...
But there is one oversight with it, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
But there is one oversight with it,
I'm not saying that I need all of the nitty-gritty details, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:15
I'm not saying that I need all of the nitty-gritty deta...
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, she went, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:22
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, s...