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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Every time you go into a shop, "Fill in this questionnaire.Give us your feedback." You...

Every time you go into a shop, "Fill in this questionnaire.
Give us your feedback." You walk out of the toilet now
in the airport, you're met with a panel of faces so you can tell them
how much that shit made you smile

Full Transcript

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Every time you go into a shop,
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"Fill in this questionnaire. Give us your feedback."
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You walk out of the toilet now in the airport,
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you're met with a panel of faces
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so you can tell them how much that shit made you smile.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:12
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
And Twitter, the fucking world's cubicle wall - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
And Twitter, the fucking world's cubicle wall
I think about this so much more - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I think about this so much more
And I think, "What piece of advice would I give them?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
And I think, "What piece of advice would I give them?&q...
What we need to learn is that sometimes - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
What we need to learn is that sometimes
I accept there's quite a lot of things I'm ill-informed of, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
I accept there's quite a lot of things I'm ill-inf...
I'm not saying we shouldn't have opinions. It's vitally important to have opinions. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I'm not saying we shouldn't have opinions. It'...
I'm just saying, you don't have to have an opinion about everything. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm just saying, you don't have to have an opinion...
Every now and again, very rarely, there may come a time - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Every now and again, very rarely, there may come a time
But in the meantime, wait your turn, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
But in the meantime, wait your turn,
That was a very long-winded way of saying - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That was a very long-winded way of saying
Ultimately, I think I maybe spent a little too much time over in the States. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Ultimately, I think I maybe spent a little too much time ove...
I'd been living there for about a year, trying to do long-distance with Rox. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I'd been living there for about a year, trying to do lo...
Put it down, and I was feeling very sad and very alone. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Put it down, and I was feeling very sad and very alone.
I was like, "I know what I need to do. I need to take myself for a nice meal." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
I was like, "I know what I need to do. I need to take m...
I always approach eating on my own in a restaurant like I approach sex. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I always approach eating on my own in a restaurant like I ap...
In and out as quickly as possible, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
In and out as quickly as possible,
I whisper my name, whisper my name to this hostess, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:16
I whisper my name, whisper my name to this hostess,
She walks out, she goes, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
She walks out, she goes,
That is the most depressing description of my lunch - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
That is the most depressing description of my lunch
And now everyone in the restaurant is looking over to see - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
And now everyone in the restaurant is looking over to see