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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

He was like,"Why the fuck did you do that?" I said, "Because you're worth it."

He was like,
"Why the fuck did you do that?" I said, "Because you're worth it."

Full Transcript

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He was like, "Why the fuck did you do that?"
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I said, "Because you're worth it."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:09
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
There was a lot of music in the club, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
There was a lot of music in the club,
I feel like I may have fucked my hair for the rest of this recording now. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I feel like I may have fucked my hair for the rest of this r...
Where was I? Oh, yes. So, being silly. Foolish behavior. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Where was I? Oh, yes. So, being silly. Foolish behavior.
That is not behavior becoming of a man teetering on the precipice of middle age. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That is not behavior becoming of a man teetering on the prec...
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to get away with that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to...
Because also, as many of you are aware, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Because also, as many of you are aware,
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine.
I thought this was a more accurate reflection - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I thought this was a more accurate reflection
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just seen what I saw. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just se...
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like there's any trial period. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like th...
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just put it in a jar of rice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just pu...
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice
You ask other parents about having a kid, there is no middle ground. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
You ask other parents about having a kid, there is no middle...
One end of the spectrum, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
One end of the spectrum,
The miracle of childbirth, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
The miracle of childbirth,
"Oh my God, you've got to get one. It is gonna change your life." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
"Oh my God, you've got to get one. It is gonna cha...
"Don't do it, man. You weren't there!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
"Don't do it, man. You weren't there!"
She was like, "Let me tell you what you need to do, Jack, while you can." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:25
She was like, "Let me tell you what you need to do, Jac...
"You are aware this Sambuca you're drinking is non-alcoholic?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
"You are aware this Sambuca you're drinking is non...
We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tragedy at the time, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tra...