To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to get away with that
Please log in to add to collections.
Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Honestly, this feels like the last showI'll be able to get away with that

Honestly, this feels like the last show
I'll be able to get away with that

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.028
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to get away with that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:51
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Because also, as many of you are aware, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Because also, as many of you are aware,
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine.
I thought this was a more accurate reflection - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I thought this was a more accurate reflection
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just seen what I saw. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just se...
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like there's any trial period. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like th...
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just put it in a jar of rice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just pu...
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice
You ask other parents about having a kid, there is no middle ground. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
You ask other parents about having a kid, there is no middle...
One end of the spectrum, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
One end of the spectrum,
The miracle of childbirth, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
The miracle of childbirth,
"Oh my God, you've got to get one. It is gonna change your life." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
"Oh my God, you've got to get one. It is gonna cha...
"Don't do it, man. You weren't there!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
"Don't do it, man. You weren't there!"
She was like, "Let me tell you what you need to do, Jack, while you can." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:25
She was like, "Let me tell you what you need to do, Jac...
"You are aware this Sambuca you're drinking is non-alcoholic?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
"You are aware this Sambuca you're drinking is non...
We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tragedy at the time, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tra...
I was like, "Tell me about therapy." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
I was like, "Tell me about therapy."
You know, the kind of dog you might see tattooed onto the arm of a Millwall fan. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
You know, the kind of dog you might see tattooed onto the ar...
Kinda dog that gets you a little bit of distance and respect - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Kinda dog that gets you a little bit of distance and respect
I wanted a hound. This thing looks like it came out of a Kinder Surprise. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I wanted a hound. This thing looks like it came out of a Kin...
It's the opposite of a guard dog. I've been abused because of my dog. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's the opposite of a guard dog. I've been abused...