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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I don't care how many nipples a dog has, I just knowthere shouldn't be seven of them

I don't care how many nipples a dog has, I just know
there shouldn't be seven of them

Full Transcript

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I don't care how many nipples a dog has,
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I just know there shouldn't be seven of them.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:13
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
There should be a divisible amount of nipples on a dog. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
There should be a divisible amount of nipples on a dog.
I was like, "Roxy, take a photograph of this animal's undercarriage, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:26
I was like, "Roxy, take a photograph of this animal...
For six grand, I was expecting it to be able to do cartwheels - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
For six grand, I was expecting it to be able to do cartwheel...
She thought that was a priority, to set it up as a dog influencer. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
She thought that was a priority, to set it up as a dog influ...
She posts pictures as the dog. She sends me messages as the dog. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She posts pictures as the dog. She sends me messages as the ...
Especially when the tone of the messages you are receiving from your own dog - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Especially when the tone of the messages you are receiving f...
All of a sudden, my DMs are getting lit up by an angry poodle. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
All of a sudden, my DMs are getting lit up by an angry poodl...
"Do you think it's acceptable to go out drinking - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:22
"Do you think it's acceptable to go out drinking
I got a kinky message from the dog the other day as well by the way. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I got a kinky message from the dog the other day as well by ...
What happened is I posted a picture on my Instagram of me with my shirt off. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
What happened is I posted a picture on my Instagram of me wi...
Unfortunately, she had forgotten to switch accounts. Yeah. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Unfortunately, she had forgotten to switch accounts. Yeah.
Open up my Instagram, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Open up my Instagram,
And I'm like, "Bloody hell. If I'm capable of loving and caring - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
And I'm like, "Bloody hell. If I'm capable of...
That was not the easiest of journeys. We had a few bumps along the way. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That was not the easiest of journeys. We had a few bumps alo...
I, uh... I don't want to give you the Instagram-filtered version of my life. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I, uh... I don't want to give you the Instagram-filtere...
We suffered a miscarriage, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We suffered a miscarriage,
I mention it because it's this weird grief that is sort of shrouded in secrecy. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I mention it because it's this weird grief that is sort...
As soon as I was comfortable sharing it with friends and family - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
As soon as I was comfortable sharing it with friends and fam...
And my girlfriend was so strong throughout all of it. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
And my girlfriend was so strong throughout all of it.
I'm completely in awe of her. See, she was so resilient. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm completely in awe of her. See, she was so resilient...