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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I have a whiskey, right,one scotch inside me, it's like that voicemiraculously transforms...

I have a whiskey, right,
one scotch inside me, it's like that voice
miraculously transforms into a sort of Scottish hype man

Full Transcript

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I have a whiskey, right, one scotch inside me,
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it's like that voice miraculously transforms
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into a sort of Scottish hype man.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:08
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!&q...
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbringing. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbrin...
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten...
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair leg up in life. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair ...
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too polluted with toff actors, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too pollu...
And what this means is that whenever they write about this school - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
And what this means is that whenever they write about this s...
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret.
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go check the school's website - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go c...
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about half an hour. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about...
And yes, he won a gold medal, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And yes, he won a gold medal,
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on board with - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on bo...
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice.
He's not a one-armed rower. That is not factually accurate. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He's not a one-armed rower. That is not factually accur...
This is something that I've talked about, this slight to my wafer-thin ego. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
This is something that I've talked about, this slight t...
I have complained about the fact that my school have no pride in me - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I have complained about the fact that my school have no prid...
Be very careful what you wish for. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Be very careful what you wish for.
Six months ago, there was a story about my school. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Six months ago, there was a story about my school.
It was about a teacher that had been arrested - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
It was about a teacher that had been arrested
Newspaper headline, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Newspaper headline,
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there.