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I was in Ibiza, my jaw was on the mainland. Like
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I was in Ibiza,my jaw was on the mainland. Like

I was in Ibiza,
my jaw was on the mainland. Like

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I was in Ibiza, my jaw was on the mainland. Like...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:53
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Anyway, in this state, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Anyway, in this state,
I was like, "Oh my God, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:20
I was like, "Oh my God,
He had the sleeve tattoos. Spray-on jeans. That little fanny-pack across his chest. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He had the sleeve tattoos. Spray-on jeans. That little fanny...
"Fuckin' 'ell." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
"Fuckin' 'ell."
And then I'm sort of drunkenly hovering above his head, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
And then I'm sort of drunkenly hovering above his head,
At which point, I'm not gonna lie, I sobered up very quickly. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
At which point, I'm not gonna lie, I sobered up very qu...
He turns around, furious, hair tumbling down his face. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He turns around, furious, hair tumbling down his face.
He was like, "Why the fuck did you do that?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
He was like, "Why the fuck did you do that?"
There was a lot of music in the club, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
There was a lot of music in the club,
I feel like I may have fucked my hair for the rest of this recording now. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I feel like I may have fucked my hair for the rest of this r...
Where was I? Oh, yes. So, being silly. Foolish behavior. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Where was I? Oh, yes. So, being silly. Foolish behavior.
That is not behavior becoming of a man teetering on the precipice of middle age. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That is not behavior becoming of a man teetering on the prec...
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to get away with that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to...
Because also, as many of you are aware, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Because also, as many of you are aware,
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine.
I thought this was a more accurate reflection - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I thought this was a more accurate reflection
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just seen what I saw. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just se...
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like there's any trial period. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like th...
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just put it in a jar of rice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just pu...
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice