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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I was like, "I don't think it's goingto affect our lives in any serious way." I mean, it...

I was like, "I don't think it's going
to affect our lives in any serious way." I mean, it probably rules out
the name Osama, but

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I was like, "I don't think it's going to affect our lives in any serious way."
00:00:04.002 --> 00:00:07.044
I mean, it probably rules out the name Osama, but...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:10
Uploaded
Apr 10, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
"This is little Osama bin Whitehall. It's a family name." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
"This is little Osama bin Whitehall. It's a family...
I came out of the scan. Roxy was still quite distressed. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I came out of the scan. Roxy was still quite distressed.
I called my dad up, I said, "Right, there's good news and bad news." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
I called my dad up, I said, "Right, there's good n...
"No, Michael, please." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:21
"No, Michael, please."
The other day, she came into the bedroom. "I was thinking, if it's a girl, Phoenix." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:28
The other day, she came into the bedroom. "I was thinki...
We're there with the baby books, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We're there with the baby books,
Know what? There is a website with the top ten stripper names, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Know what? There is a website with the top ten stripper name...
We had six months before we started trying for a baby - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We had six months before we started trying for a baby
I wanna do all the fun, impromptu, sort of reckless things - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I wanna do all the fun, impromptu, sort of reckless things
She was like, "Yes! Like drive Route 66 or go on a safari." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
She was like, "Yes! Like drive Route 66 or go on a safa...
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing one for yonks. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing o...
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've already established, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've al...
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?&...
There are certain things in life I will penny-pinch on. That is not one. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
There are certain things in life I will penny-pinch on. That...
If I'm on their turf, I'm gonna need the state-of-the-art armored 4x4. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
If I'm on their turf, I'm gonna need the state-of-...
I'm gonna need the park ranger that looks like The Rock. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm gonna need the park ranger that looks like The Rock...
"Oh look, that guy over there is offering it for half price." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
"Oh look, that guy over there is offering it for half p...
The only thing they gave me to defend myself from lions, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
The only thing they gave me to defend myself from lions,
I was like, "What the fuck is this gonna do?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
I was like, "What the fuck is this gonna do?"
I said, "Right, what do I do if an elephant charges me?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:35
I said, "Right, what do I do if an elephant charges me?...