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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I was like, "Oh, madam." "You have really misread this situation." "You see, I am...

I was like, "Oh, madam." "You have really misread this situation." "You see, I am British." "I may eat for a party of one, but I drink for a party of five!"

Full Transcript

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I was like, "Oh, madam."
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"You have really misread this situation."
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"You see, I am British."
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"I may eat for a party of one,
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but I drink for a party of five!"
Duration
14 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:28
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with...
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged for it. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged fo...
That picture, the jolly day-drinker, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
That picture, the jolly day-drinker,
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to America permanently. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to Ame...
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the move permanently, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the...
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation...
Ultimately, I realized that I wanna raise my kid here. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Ultimately, I realized that I wanna raise my kid here.
I wanna settle down here. Whisper it quietly, I like it here. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I wanna settle down here. Whisper it quietly, I like it here...
I think there's enough people in this country - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I think there's enough people in this country
Ultimately, there's a host of different reasons - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Ultimately, there's a host of different reasons
And I realized the longer I spent away, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
And I realized the longer I spent away,
LA is 365 days a year of sunshine. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
LA is 365 days a year of sunshine.
I love nothing more than being sat in a beer garden - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
I love nothing more than being sat in a beer garden
Being the designated person to lean over and switch on the heater every 50 seconds. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Being the designated person to lean over and switch on the h...
I miss a proper music festival - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I miss a proper music festival
I cannot wait to be in my first mosh pit - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I cannot wait to be in my first mosh pit
I went to a parody of a music festival in America called Coachella. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I went to a parody of a music festival in America called Coa...
I heard a woman there complaining - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I heard a woman there complaining
I was like, "Love, I was at Glastonbury once - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
I was like, "Love, I was at Glastonbury once
I miss living in a country that doesn't give a toss about designer labels - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I miss living in a country that doesn't give a toss abo...