I was like, "Roxy, take a photographof this animal's undercarriage, send it to the...
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I was like, "Roxy, take a photograph
of this animal's undercarriage, send it to the breeder." "I want some money back." She was like, "Why would we get money back
for a missing nipple?" "I don't care. Make up a reason." "Say it's why we bought the dog
in the first place, for milking purposes." "We're trying
to wean ourselves off oat milk and we weren't getting enough of a yield
from the hamster. I don't care!" 'Cause I can't do anything either.
It's completely feral
of this animal's undercarriage, send it to the breeder." "I want some money back." She was like, "Why would we get money back
for a missing nipple?" "I don't care. Make up a reason." "Say it's why we bought the dog
in the first place, for milking purposes." "We're trying
to wean ourselves off oat milk and we weren't getting enough of a yield
from the hamster. I don't care!" 'Cause I can't do anything either.
It's completely feral
Full Transcript
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I was like, "Roxy, take a photograph
of this animal's undercarriage,
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send it to the breeder."
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"I want some money back."
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She was like, "Why would we get money back
for a missing nipple?"
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"I don't care. Make up a reason."
00:00:10.088 --> 00:00:14.064
"Say it's why we bought the dog
in the first place, for milking purposes."
00:00:14.072 --> 00:00:17.999
"We're trying
to wean ourselves off oat milk
00:00:17.012 --> 00:00:20.052
and we weren't getting enough of a yield
from the hamster. I don't care!"
00:00:22.048 --> 00:00:25.032
'Cause I can't do anything either.
It's completely feral.
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Movie Summary
Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
