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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I really wanted to get on with it so that I could stillgive him a grandchild out of...

I really wanted to get on with it so that I could still
give him a grandchild out of wedlock, just to fuck him off

Full Transcript

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I really wanted to get on with it
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so that I could still give him a grandchild
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out of wedlock, just to fuck him off.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:06
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I know that's not the only reason to have a kid, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I know that's not the only reason to have a kid,
Also, even better, Roxy is from the East End of London. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Also, even better, Roxy is from the East End of London.
Michael Whitehall is gonna be the grandfather - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Michael Whitehall is gonna be the grandfather
We went in and had the first scan, and I saw baby for the first time. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We went in and had the first scan, and I saw baby for the fi...
Eyes and nose, its heartbeat, the little silver spoon in its mouth. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Eyes and nose, its heartbeat, the little silver spoon in its...
She was like, "Yes, so baby's due date is gonna be sometime - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
She was like, "Yes, so baby's due date is gonna be...
I was like, "I don't think it's going to affect our lives in any serious way." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I was like, "I don't think it's going to affe...
"This is little Osama bin Whitehall. It's a family name." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
"This is little Osama bin Whitehall. It's a family...
I came out of the scan. Roxy was still quite distressed. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I came out of the scan. Roxy was still quite distressed.
I called my dad up, I said, "Right, there's good news and bad news." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
I called my dad up, I said, "Right, there's good n...
"No, Michael, please." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:21
"No, Michael, please."
The other day, she came into the bedroom. "I was thinking, if it's a girl, Phoenix." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:28
The other day, she came into the bedroom. "I was thinki...
We're there with the baby books, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We're there with the baby books,
Know what? There is a website with the top ten stripper names, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Know what? There is a website with the top ten stripper name...
We had six months before we started trying for a baby - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We had six months before we started trying for a baby
I wanna do all the fun, impromptu, sort of reckless things - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I wanna do all the fun, impromptu, sort of reckless things
She was like, "Yes! Like drive Route 66 or go on a safari." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
She was like, "Yes! Like drive Route 66 or go on a safa...
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing one for yonks. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing o...
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've already established, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've al...
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?&...