I said, "Right, what do I doif an elephant charges me?" Do you know what they said?"If an...
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I said, "Right, what do I do
if an elephant charges me?" Do you know what they said?
"If an elephant charges you, you should run up a tree." "I'm not a fucking squirrel." "I could maybe climb a tree
if you gave me 20 minutes, a leg-up, and an elephant charging me with a limp." "But I'm not climbing these trees
any time soon, because I don't know if you've noticed,
none of them have got any branches because the elephants
have fucking eaten them all!" You don't pick who you're in the car with.
They leave that out of the brochure
if an elephant charges me?" Do you know what they said?
"If an elephant charges you, you should run up a tree." "I'm not a fucking squirrel." "I could maybe climb a tree
if you gave me 20 minutes, a leg-up, and an elephant charging me with a limp." "But I'm not climbing these trees
any time soon, because I don't know if you've noticed,
none of them have got any branches because the elephants
have fucking eaten them all!" You don't pick who you're in the car with.
They leave that out of the brochure
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I said, "Right, what do I do
if an elephant charges me?"
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Do you know what they said?
"If an elephant charges you,
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you should run up a tree."
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"I'm not a fucking squirrel."
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"I could maybe climb a tree
if you gave me 20 minutes, a leg-up,
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and an elephant charging me with a limp."
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"But I'm not climbing these trees
any time soon,
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because I don't know if you've noticed,
none of them have got any branches
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because the elephants
have fucking eaten them all!"
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You don't pick who you're in the car with.
They leave that out of the brochure.
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Movie Summary
Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
