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I saw my mum about a week after this article had been printed
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I saw my mum about a weekafter this article had been printed

I saw my mum about a week
after this article had been printed

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I saw my mum about a week after this article had been printed.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:14
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Went to her house, she's in the kitchen, big shit-eating grin on her face. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Went to her house, she's in the kitchen, big shit-eatin...
She was like, "I saw you in the newspaper." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:23
She was like, "I saw you in the newspaper."
The final kick in the bollocks came when I read the main body of the article, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
The final kick in the bollocks came when I read the main bod...
I took it down off my mum's fridge, and I'm gonna read you this short extract. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I took it down off my mum's fridge, and I'm gonna ...
Now bearing in mind I've already got issues with my billing - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Now bearing in mind I've already got issues with my bil...
'Cause I wasn't the only famous former pupil - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
'Cause I wasn't the only famous former pupil
"Criminal proceedings have been brought against David Chambers, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
"Criminal proceedings have been brought against David C...
"I'm gonna write an article about a pedophile teacher today." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
"I'm gonna write an article about a pedophile teac...
Don't put those pictures next to each other in an article as well. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Don't put those pictures next to each other in an artic...
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading Clifford out of the courtroom - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading ...
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting material. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting m...
Is it just me, or have those - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Is it just me, or have those
I have found bicycles tucked away on roof racks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I have found bicycles tucked away on roof racks,
The other day, I shit you not, I was looking for the boats. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
The other day, I shit you not, I was looking for the boats.
Has anyone else had that moment recently - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
Has anyone else had that moment recently
"Maybe this is how robots realize that they're robots." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Maybe this is how robots realize that they're rob...
I just get so bored with, like, cybersecurity. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I just get so bored with, like, cybersecurity.
Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me through security. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me...
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today.&quo...
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?&qu...