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I took it down off my mum's fridge, and I'm gonna read you this short extract
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I took it down off my mum's fridge,and I'm gonna read you this short extract

I took it down off my mum's fridge,
and I'm gonna read you this short extract

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I took it down off my mum's fridge, and I'm gonna read you this short extract.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:57
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Now bearing in mind I've already got issues with my billing - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Now bearing in mind I've already got issues with my bil...
'Cause I wasn't the only famous former pupil - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
'Cause I wasn't the only famous former pupil
"Criminal proceedings have been brought against David Chambers, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
"Criminal proceedings have been brought against David C...
"I'm gonna write an article about a pedophile teacher today." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
"I'm gonna write an article about a pedophile teac...
Don't put those pictures next to each other in an article as well. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Don't put those pictures next to each other in an artic...
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading Clifford out of the courtroom - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading ...
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting material. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting m...
Is it just me, or have those - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Is it just me, or have those
I have found bicycles tucked away on roof racks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I have found bicycles tucked away on roof racks,
The other day, I shit you not, I was looking for the boats. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
The other day, I shit you not, I was looking for the boats.
Has anyone else had that moment recently - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
Has anyone else had that moment recently
"Maybe this is how robots realize that they're robots." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Maybe this is how robots realize that they're rob...
I just get so bored with, like, cybersecurity. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I just get so bored with, like, cybersecurity.
Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me through security. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me...
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today.&quo...
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?&qu...
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going out for three years, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going...
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never left." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never lef...
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times worse, okay? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times...