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I'd been living there for about a year, trying to do long-distance with Rox
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I'd been living there for about a year,trying to do long-distance with Rox

I'd been living there for about a year,
trying to do long-distance with Rox

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I'd been living there for about a year, trying to do long-distance with Rox.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:48
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Put it down, and I was feeling very sad and very alone. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Put it down, and I was feeling very sad and very alone.
I was like, "I know what I need to do. I need to take myself for a nice meal." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
I was like, "I know what I need to do. I need to take m...
I always approach eating on my own in a restaurant like I approach sex. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I always approach eating on my own in a restaurant like I ap...
In and out as quickly as possible, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
In and out as quickly as possible,
I whisper my name, whisper my name to this hostess, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:16
I whisper my name, whisper my name to this hostess,
She walks out, she goes, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
She walks out, she goes,
That is the most depressing description of my lunch - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
That is the most depressing description of my lunch
And now everyone in the restaurant is looking over to see - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
And now everyone in the restaurant is looking over to see
I have to do the walk of shame through the restaurant. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I have to do the walk of shame through the restaurant.
Why do waitresses feel the need to do this if you're eating on your own? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Why do waitresses feel the need to do this if you're ea...
She comes over to my table and makes a big song and dance - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
She comes over to my table and makes a big song and dance
As if to say, "We wouldn't want anyone looking over here - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:36
As if to say, "We wouldn't want anyone looking ove...
"Does sir have any allergies today, or should I just put 'people'?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
"Does sir have any allergies today, or should I just pu...
"Would you like bottled water or tap?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
"Would you like bottled water or tap?"
All water has technically come through a tap at some point, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
All water has technically come through a tap at some point,
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning,
No, but they say "tap" because words have power, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
No, but they say "tap" because words have power,
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the point. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the poin...
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she was taking the piss. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she...