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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

If Ariel is mixed-race,she's got to marry the prince, get harangued by the British...

If Ariel is mixed-race,
she's got to marry the prince, get harangued by the British press,
and run away to do a Netflix documentary

Full Transcript

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If Ariel is mixed-race, she's got to marry the prince,
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get harangued by the British press, and run away to do a Netflix documentary.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:11
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I feel a bit sorry for them, but, then again, at the end of the day, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I feel a bit sorry for them, but, then again, at the end of ...
Honestly, I saw a lovely article recently, groundbreaking news, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Honestly, I saw a lovely article recently, groundbreaking ne...
The only person I felt a little sorry for when I read that article - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
The only person I felt a little sorry for when I read that a...
Come on. A superhero that's a woman that used to be a man? Great. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Come on. A superhero that's a woman that used to be a m...
Just saying, wait till those transformers start getting involved in women's sport. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Just saying, wait till those transformers start getting invo...
...that in the women's swimming, the athlete in lane three - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
...that in the women's swimming, the athlete in lane th...
Wait till he finds out the athlete in lane six - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Wait till he finds out the athlete in lane six
But that is indicative of this wider problem - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
But that is indicative of this wider problem
My grandmother always used to say, "Opinions are like farts." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
My grandmother always used to say, "Opinions are like f...
I think we've been conditioned to be like this - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I think we've been conditioned to be like this
Every time you go into a shop, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
Every time you go into a shop,
And Twitter, the fucking world's cubicle wall - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
And Twitter, the fucking world's cubicle wall
I think about this so much more - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I think about this so much more
And I think, "What piece of advice would I give them?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
And I think, "What piece of advice would I give them?&q...
What we need to learn is that sometimes - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
What we need to learn is that sometimes
I accept there's quite a lot of things I'm ill-informed of, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
I accept there's quite a lot of things I'm ill-inf...
I'm not saying we shouldn't have opinions. It's vitally important to have opinions. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I'm not saying we shouldn't have opinions. It'...
I'm just saying, you don't have to have an opinion about everything. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm just saying, you don't have to have an opinion...
Every now and again, very rarely, there may come a time - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Every now and again, very rarely, there may come a time
But in the meantime, wait your turn, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
But in the meantime, wait your turn,