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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

If you needed any more proof that the artsare far too polluted with toff actors, look no...

If you needed any more proof that the arts
are far too polluted with toff actors, look no further than my school

Full Transcript

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If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too polluted with toff actors,
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look no further than my school.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:58
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
And what this means is that whenever they write about this school - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
And what this means is that whenever they write about this s...
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret.
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go check the school's website - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go c...
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about half an hour. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about...
And yes, he won a gold medal, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And yes, he won a gold medal,
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on board with - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on bo...
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice.
He's not a one-armed rower. That is not factually accurate. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He's not a one-armed rower. That is not factually accur...
This is something that I've talked about, this slight to my wafer-thin ego. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
This is something that I've talked about, this slight t...
I have complained about the fact that my school have no pride in me - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I have complained about the fact that my school have no prid...
Be very careful what you wish for. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Be very careful what you wish for.
Six months ago, there was a story about my school. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Six months ago, there was a story about my school.
It was about a teacher that had been arrested - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
It was about a teacher that had been arrested
Newspaper headline, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Newspaper headline,
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there.
Scroll down and there's Professor Noncey-Bollocks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Scroll down and there's Professor Noncey-Bollocks,
That is the worst photo that's ever been taken of me. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
That is the worst photo that's ever been taken of me.
That photo is so unattractive, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
That photo is so unattractive,
And they really felt the need as well to do me dirty in the caption. Yeah. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And they really felt the need as well to do me dirty in the ...
Really. They felt it was necessary to point out that of these two images, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Really. They felt it was necessary to point out that of thes...