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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I'll be like, "Oh my God, I thinkwe finally made the breakthrough." Then the next scene...

I'll be like, "Oh my God, I think
we finally made the breakthrough." Then the next scene starts,
and boom, on cue, it's up again

Full Transcript

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I'll be like, "Oh my God, I think we finally made the breakthrough."
00:00:04.004 --> 00:00:07.044
Then the next scene starts, and boom, on cue, it's up again.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:27
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
"Who's she? What's her name again? Is she a goodie or a baddie?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
"Who's she? What's her name again? Is she a g...
I should be standing up for her. That is my duty as her man. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I should be standing up for her. That is my duty as her man.
To be honest, that is the only time I struggle in our relationship, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
To be honest, that is the only time I struggle in our relati...
Just one woman involuntary guffawing - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Just one woman involuntary guffawing
Admittedly, this pose is not helping me right now. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Admittedly, this pose is not helping me right now.
No. But I'm held to this ridiculously high standard, that's the problem, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
No. But I'm held to this ridiculously high standard, th...
He was from the north of England. He drank beer. He played rugby league. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He was from the north of England. He drank beer. He played r...
He used to get into fights. Yeah. Often on her behalf. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
He used to get into fights. Yeah. Often on her behalf.
If someone disrespected her, he would knock them out. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
If someone disrespected her, he would knock them out.
I said to her, "Now you're going out with me, love." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
I said to her, "Now you're going out with me, love...
But now, anyone that so much as looks at her funny, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
But now, anyone that so much as looks at her funny,
And as a coward, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And as a coward,
We had one situation. I was doing shows in Austin, Texas, in the States, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
We had one situation. I was doing shows in Austin, Texas, in...
He was a bit rude to my girlfriend, but what do you expect? He's a bouncer. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
He was a bit rude to my girlfriend, but what do you expect? ...
"Oh my God. Did you hear that? He just disrespected me." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:40
"Oh my God. Did you hear that? He just disrespected me....
All night, she kept going, "Can't believe you let him dishonor me." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:15
All night, she kept going, "Can't believe you let ...
Next time that a bouncer "dishonors" her, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Next time that a bouncer "dishonors" her,
Right. Next time a bouncer is rude to her, okay, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Right. Next time a bouncer is rude to her, okay,
I'll whip off one of my socks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:36
I'll whip off one of my socks,
You see, this is my problem. I'm not a violent guy, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
You see, this is my problem. I'm not a violent guy,