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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I'll whip off one of my socks, slap him across the face, "I demand satisfaction!" "You...

I'll whip off one of my socks, slap him across the face, "I demand satisfaction!" "You have besmirched the honor
of this fine young maiden." "Well, today is the day you will be forced
to masticate upon your rancorous slurs, you protein-guzzling,
sausage-fingered chode!" "I summon you to the car park
immediately for fisticuffs!" "It's time to meet
your dancing partners for this evening, Lord Left-Hook and Lady Lights-Out." "I float like a butterfly,
I sting like a bee." "And I've got hips like Shakira,
'cause I regularly ski."

Full Transcript

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I'll whip off one of my socks,
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slap him across the face,
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"I demand satisfaction!"
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"You have besmirched the honor of this fine young maiden."
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"Well, today is the day you will be forced to masticate upon your rancorous slurs,
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you protein-guzzling, sausage-fingered chode!"
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"I summon you to the car park immediately for fisticuffs!"
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"It's time to meet your dancing partners for this evening,
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Lord Left-Hook and Lady Lights-Out."
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"I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee."
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"And I've got hips like Shakira, 'cause I regularly ski."
Duration
36 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:48
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.