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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

I'm not saying that I needall of the nitty-gritty details, but how incredible would it be...

I'm not saying that I need
all of the nitty-gritty details, but how incredible would it be if the Flo app could just
ping a little alert to my phone to warn me of the three days each month
when I should shut the fuck up?

Full Transcript

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I'm not saying that I need all of the nitty-gritty details,
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but how incredible would it be
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if the Flo app could just ping a little alert to my phone
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to warn me of the three days each month when I should shut the fuck up?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:24
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, she went, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:22
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, s...
Don't do that! That's a very important bit of kit. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Don't do that! That's a very important bit of kit.
Yeah, so she is a member of the diabetic community, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Yeah, so she is a member of the diabetic community,
Bitten by another diabetic - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Bitten by another diabetic
No, the night of the BRITs, we found out, um, that she had diabetes - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
No, the night of the BRITs, we found out, um, that she had d...
She fainted, uh, halfway through Harry Styles's performance. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
She fainted, uh, halfway through Harry Styles's perform...
Yes, I am aware. That is quite coincidental timing. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Yes, I am aware. That is quite coincidental timing.
Don't worry, there were a few raised eyebrows, not least from me. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Don't worry, there were a few raised eyebrows, not leas...
"Oh my God, her blood sugar levels are spiking dangerously." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
"Oh my God, her blood sugar levels are spiking dangerou...
No, but anyway, yeah. So she ended up being put into an ambulance - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
No, but anyway, yeah. So she ended up being put into an ambu...
Year before, I'd been hobnobbing with Stormzy and Rag'n'Bone Man. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Year before, I'd been hobnobbing with Stormzy and Rag&#...
This time round, I was in a hospital, my girlfriend stricken to a bed - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
This time round, I was in a hospital, my girlfriend stricken...
So you can picture her in your mind's eye, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
So you can picture her in your mind's eye,
Um, before she dated me, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Um, before she dated me,
That is a great act to have to follow. Do you know how depressing that is? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That is a great act to have to follow. Do you know how depre...
Mainly depressing knowing that the only reason your girlfriend is with you - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Mainly depressing knowing that the only reason your girlfrie...
"Ticktock, off you pop." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
"Ticktock, off you pop."
I mean, also depressing 'cause I'll never be able to watch his films ever again. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I mean, also depressing 'cause I'll never be able ...
Yeah. The Departed, Gangs of New York. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Yeah. The Departed, Gangs of New York.
I'm like, "Go on, Rose! Dunk him! Dunk him!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
I'm like, "Go on, Rose! Dunk him! Dunk him!"