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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

It's so gross,it's only serving suggestion is "on fire." There is no other drink on the...

It's so gross,
it's only serving suggestion is "on fire." There is no other drink on the market
that they do that with

Full Transcript

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It's so gross, it's only serving suggestion is "on fire."
00:00:06.008 --> 00:00:10.016
There is no other drink on the market that they do that with.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:55
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet Sauvignon, please?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet...
You would still wake up the following morning - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
You would still wake up the following morning
I do try, as I get a little bit older, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I do try, as I get a little bit older,
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch,
It's my go-to because what whiskey does is it just tweaks my internal monologue. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
It's my go-to because what whiskey does is it just twea...
'Cause if I walk into a room sober, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
'Cause if I walk into a room sober,
"Nobody in this room likes you." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:31
"Nobody in this room likes you."
I have a whiskey, right, one scotch inside me, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I have a whiskey, right, one scotch inside me,
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!&q...
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbringing. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbrin...
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten...
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair leg up in life. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair ...
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too polluted with toff actors, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too pollu...
And what this means is that whenever they write about this school - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
And what this means is that whenever they write about this s...
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret.
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go check the school's website - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go c...
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about half an hour. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about...
And yes, he won a gold medal, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And yes, he won a gold medal,
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on board with - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on bo...
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice.