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It's like I am the school's dirty little secret
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

It's like I amthe school's dirty little secret

It's like I am
the school's dirty little secret

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It's like I am the school's dirty little secret.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:25
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go check the school's website - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go c...
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about half an hour. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about...
And yes, he won a gold medal, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And yes, he won a gold medal,
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on board with - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
What's funny is that bit is so much easier to get on bo...
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Laughing at the one-armed rower. Not nice.
He's not a one-armed rower. That is not factually accurate. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He's not a one-armed rower. That is not factually accur...
This is something that I've talked about, this slight to my wafer-thin ego. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
This is something that I've talked about, this slight t...
I have complained about the fact that my school have no pride in me - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I have complained about the fact that my school have no prid...
Be very careful what you wish for. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Be very careful what you wish for.
Six months ago, there was a story about my school. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Six months ago, there was a story about my school.
It was about a teacher that had been arrested - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
It was about a teacher that had been arrested
Newspaper headline, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Newspaper headline,
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there.
Scroll down and there's Professor Noncey-Bollocks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Scroll down and there's Professor Noncey-Bollocks,
That is the worst photo that's ever been taken of me. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
That is the worst photo that's ever been taken of me.
That photo is so unattractive, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
That photo is so unattractive,
And they really felt the need as well to do me dirty in the caption. Yeah. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And they really felt the need as well to do me dirty in the ...
Really. They felt it was necessary to point out that of these two images, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Really. They felt it was necessary to point out that of thes...
The weirdest reaction to this story, hands down, was my mother's. Okay? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
The weirdest reaction to this story, hands down, was my moth...
I saw my mum about a week after this article had been printed. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I saw my mum about a week after this article had been printe...